Eskimo Bros (ft. Skappository)
(Gang)
We are eskimo bros
We plunder the same hoes
As pirates we share all booty
And all maidens that blow
We are eskimo bros
We plunder the same hoes
As pirates we share all booty
And all maidens that blow
(Mike)
Shiver me timbers
I have to walk the plank
I stole all the gold
And a peg leg from my mate
They caught me with a sliver
When I swore it wasn’t true
I got this in a brothel
In a bed with Ms. Sue
My captain he said, “Wait!”
“Let the sailor speak”
I know Ms. Sue and I’ve been in that bed too
Aye Aye said One-Eyed Pete
And his parrot followed suit
(Land-ho, Land-ho, Land-ho)
Shiver me timbers
We have to walk the plank
Me, One-Eyed Pete
And his parrot are shark bait
Avast ye, ye lily-livered sea dogs
Tell the truth
All thee who know Ms. Sue
I say these words to you
X marks the spot on
The island of Tortuga
Where we dock
With the spoils from the lot
So if you know the name
Then you will know this too
(Land-ho, Land-ho, Land-ho)
(Gang)
We are eskimo bros
We plunder the same hoes
As pirates we share all booty
And all maidens that blow
We are eskimo bros
We plunder the same hoes
As pirates we share all booty
And all maidens that blow
(Danny)
Shiver me timbers
I have to walk the plank
(Vai Caralho)
Batten down the hatches lad
We’ll all share the same fate
I swear it was Ms. Sue
That wench is coming for ye too
Took ole Jack’s doubloons
And she planted on me two
It was a fine night
She blew me down indeed
Crack Jenny’s teacup
And now I am fish feed
The las had run a rig
I swear it wasn’t true
(Land-ho, Land-ho, Land-ho)
(Gang)
We are eskimo bros
We plunder the same hoes
As pirates we share all booty
And all maidens that blow
We are eskimo bros
We plunder the same hoes
As pirates we share all booty
And all maidens that blow
(Tony)
Shiver me timbers
I have to walk the plank
I thought I slept in Ms. Sue’s bed
But I woke up next to Frank
I asked him where Ms. Sue was
He said “Who do you mean?”
Had fun last night you put up no fight
When I licked her blowhole clean
I found a wig next to a dress upon the floop
When I realized Ms. Sue was Frank
I ran right out the door
Me hardee’s asked how did it go
I said you don’t want to know
(Land-ho, Land-ho, Land-ho)
(Gang)
We are eskimo bros
We plunder the same hoes
As pirates we share all booty
And all maidens that blow
We are eskimo bros
We plunder the same hoes
As pirates we share all booty
And all maidens that blow