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Eskimo Bros (ft. Skappository)

(Gang)

We are eskimo bros

We plunder the same hoes

As pirates we share all booty 

And all maidens that blow

We are eskimo bros

We plunder the same hoes

As pirates we share all booty 

And all maidens that blow


(Mike)

Shiver me timbers 

I have to walk the plank 

I stole all the gold 

And a peg leg from my mate

They caught me with a sliver

When I swore it wasn’t true

I got this in a brothel

In a bed with Ms. Sue

My captain he said, “Wait!” 

“Let the sailor speak”

I know Ms. Sue and I’ve been in that bed too

Aye Aye said One-Eyed Pete 

And his parrot followed suit

(Land-ho, Land-ho, Land-ho)


Shiver me timbers 

We have to walk the plank 

Me, One-Eyed Pete

And his parrot are shark bait

Avast ye, ye lily-livered sea dogs

Tell the truth

All thee who know Ms. Sue 

I say these words to you

X marks the spot on 

The island of Tortuga 

Where we dock 

With the spoils from the lot

So if you know the name 

Then you will know this too 

(Land-ho, Land-ho, Land-ho)


(Gang)

We are eskimo bros

We plunder the same hoes

As pirates we share all booty 

And all maidens that blow

We are eskimo bros

We plunder the same hoes

As pirates we share all booty 

And all maidens that blow


(Danny)

Shiver me timbers 

I have to walk the plank 

(Vai Caralho)

Batten down the hatches lad

We’ll all share the same fate

I swear it was Ms. Sue

That wench is coming for ye too

Took ole Jack’s doubloons

And she planted on me two

It was a fine night

She blew me down indeed

Crack Jenny’s teacup 

And now I am fish feed

The las had run a rig

I swear it wasn’t true 

(Land-ho, Land-ho, Land-ho)


(Gang)

We are eskimo bros

We plunder the same hoes

As pirates we share all booty 

And all maidens that blow

We are eskimo bros

We plunder the same hoes

As pirates we share all booty 

And all maidens that blow


(Tony)

Shiver me timbers 

I have to walk the plank

I thought I slept in Ms. Sue’s bed

But I woke up next to Frank

I asked him where Ms. Sue was 

He said “Who do you mean?”

Had fun last night you put up no fight

When I licked her blowhole clean

I found a wig next to a dress upon the floop

When I realized Ms. Sue was Frank

I ran right out the door

Me hardee’s asked how did it go 

I said you don’t want to know

(Land-ho, Land-ho, Land-ho)



(Gang)

We are eskimo bros

We plunder the same hoes

As pirates we share all booty 

And all maidens that blow

We are eskimo bros

We plunder the same hoes

As pirates we share all booty 

And all maidens that blow

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